September 2010
Reblog if you have piercings, tattoos, or have...
I got 5 pairs in my ears and one tattoo.
Who am I?
I always do my deepest thinking right before I go to sleep. I’m not sure if its my mind winding down or because I’ve finally slowed down enough for the day for more serious thoughts to take hold.
I’m rather enjoying the weather right now. Its raining and its slightly chilly outside. I love summer but I sleep the best on these nights. My sinuses don’t agree with me tho....
upthrustthevolume asked: psh flexable with your mouth haha
“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check...”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you...”
Don't Trust Kellermeyer. (Please reblog)
This is my fiance’s story. Please reblog so others know not to work with kellermeyer.
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“Here’s my last rant of the day, I mean it. In March of this year my lovely employment with Kohls as a janitor broke down when my manager told me that they were outsourcing their cleaning; luckily for me.
(Or so I thought.)
Kellermeyer building...
upthrustthevolume asked: hahah oh jon has competition
upthrustthevolume asked: haha you like it
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Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with...
No really, who are you people?!
Ask me anything
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How much would it take for you to stroll around...
more than you own.
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Why do I have a waffle in my underpants?
Why are you asking me? Sounds like a personal problem. o.o;
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Why do you think Charlie Brown always got rocks...
I like rocks. they make good pets
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Do you think Charlie Brown will ever kick that...
His feet are too massive.
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Do you ever talk to your genitals?
…. who are you?
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Have you ever stepped into the shower without...
Got over and drip dried.
Ask me anything
